April Twenty-Seventh two thousand eighteen

FAST FIVE: Shoes, Gowanus Canal Seal & Alexa the Spy


Seal Spotted Swimming In Gowanus Canal

Alexes went for a dip in the Gowanus again….


Bill Cosby Goes Off On Fallon

Video editing inspo. Also, NSFL.


The Makers of the Virtual Influencer, Lil Miquela, Snag Money from Silicon Valley

In other news: my Twitter was just hacked by alt-right influencer Countess Boochie Flagrante and exposed that I’m a robot, please buy my merch and invest now.