October Fifth two thousand eighteen
FAST FIVE: Ms Colombia, Toilet Paper & Vegetable Boats

Alexes

in the deer 2nite
Sick drum solo, bro.

Adam

Beloved Queens LGBT icon "Ms. Colombia" found dead at Rockaway Beach
New York is gonna miss you hard.

Kevin

Bill Cosby Gets Vanilla Pudding in Jail for First Meal Behind Bars
Getting his just desserts…

Anthony

Trump Had Toilet Paper Or Something Stuck To His Shoe As He Boarded Air Force One
⚠ EMERGENCY ALERTS
Presidential Alert
Only appropriate for a shit head.

Paddle your own pumpkin: German racers swap boats for vegetables
See me out there next year.