July Twenty-Eighth two thousand seventeen
FAST FIVE: Microchip Stalking, Embalming and Butternut Cheese

Brandon

Wisconsin Employee Company to Install Rice-Sized Microchips in Employees
Chris has us in a beta test at the office for this, too.

Kevin

'It's a Miracle': Embalmer Says Salvador Dali's Mustache 'Still Intact' After 28 Years in Grave
Everything about this is surreal / on brand.

Alexes

Adam

Nathan For You Returns In September and Gets A Bonus Check-In Special
Hallelujah! Thank goodness this is coming back to give us all reason to live.

Devon

Poorly Designed Tote Bags Shows Exactly Why Fonts Are Extremely Important
And it’s still currently on the website for sale.