December Eighth two thousand seventeen
Fast Five: CMYK for Santa & Colonoscopies for Jesus

Devon

Jesus Statue's Butt Was Hiding A 240-Year-Old Secret Message
The contents of the butt-capsule were rather… dry.

Kevin

Excited Train Guy, New York!
Wait, is this what true love is?

Brandon

Finn Wolfhard’s band Calpurnia playing Rough Trade NYC
Their amps go to eleven.

Chris

Lindsay Lohan is Dating a Massive Korean Billionaire Arm Wrestling Bodybuilder
Normally not into the celeb rags but…
