September Fourteenth two thousand eighteen
FAST FIVE: Bandit Bong, Movie a Minute & the Useless Web

Chuck

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Good use of hover states, am I right?

Kevin

Weed shop worker brandishes bong to fend off bandits with bear spray
It’s a Tactical Assault Water Pipe, Mom!

Alexes

Don't Have Time to Watch It All?
Cliff’s notes for shitty movies, or, the equivalent to going to film school.

Pavaris

Paul McCartney Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions
He’s still got it.

Adam

The Useless Web
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