August Third two thousand eighteen

Maya

Would Anyone Care for a Garlic Knot or Two?

How about a cocktail, instead? I propose ‘Death in the Afternoon,’ prepared as such: take 1.5 ounces of fine absinthe, add chilled champagne until it attains the proper opalescent milkiness, and garnish with a lemon twist. Drink three to five of these slowly over the course of any given afternoon.

Pavaris

Hilarious Moment Monkey Steals Bike Before Riding It in Front of Crowd

I don’t think context would help me better understand what’s going on here.

Alexes

SINK SLOW

Why not?