August Third two thousand sixteen

RECON: Xenia Kim

State your name, place of origin, and favorite Whole Foods hot bar item.

Xenia Kim, Long Island, Falafel
In order to verify you aren’t a computer, please answer the following Turing test questions:

What do you think of nuclear weapons?

Probably should think more of them

Do you like dancing?
Of course

What do you think of Roald Dahl?
Inspirational

Are you a computer?
Possibly

What do you do at CMYK?
Intern in Development and/or pet the neighbor’s dog

What do you not do at CMYK?
Water the plants

What is your agent superpower?
Finding the comfiest chairs around the office

What was the best day of work you had at the office?

Spotting a feral cat through the binoculars

Write a haiku.
Haikus may not be
the best way to say something
important such as

Write a recipe.
Ingredients: avocado(s)
Directions: take avocado, smash avocado (optional: on bread)

Favorite single minute of the day. No explanation necessary.
3:18

Favorite letter.  Three word explanation
C: Cats, coffee, commas

If you could have only one BAD word on the dry erase board for the day, what would it be?

Nomorecoffee