July Twenty-Seventh two thousand sixteen

RECON: Kevin Freeman

State your name, place of origin, and favorite Whole Foods hot bar item.



Kevin Freeman, Suburbias of Long Island, NY., Chicken Tikka Masala

In order to verify you aren’t a computer, please answer the following Turing test questions:

What do you think of nuclear weapons?
Not the best items to juggle with.


Do you like dancing?
As long as I can karaoke Rick Astley simultaneously.


What do you think of Roald Dahl?

A scalawag.

Are you a computer?
Now I’m not certain, but let’s stick with a no.

What do you do at CMYK?
Create nicknames for people in my personal life while chopping away at footage.
What do you not do at CMYK?
Bring Chris peace of mind.

Of all the items in the portfolio you worked on, which one did you fight with Chris the most on?
Whether or not my edits were a true representation for CMYKS creative process. Reason being, I was a little emotional after an episode of Real Housewives.

Favorite party CMYK has had?

Goth Prom. It brought out my inner-Bieber.

What was the best day of work you had at the office?

That golden moment where I’m behind the camera co-directing Chris in a Santa outfit.
Write a haiku.

Cats invade our eyes
Zoom in, zoom out, never stop.
Biscuits, Ginger, Oops.

Write a recipe.

(3/4) cups All purpose flour (2) tablespoon of sugar
(1) teaspoon baking soda (1/2) teaspoon salt

(2) cups buttermilk
(3) tablespoon of unsalted butter
 (1/4) cup sour cream
(2) large eggs

Favorite single minute of the day. No explanation necessary.
3:45

Favorite letter. Three word explanation.

D. Damn fine coffee.

If you could have only one BAD word on the dry erase board for the day, what would it be?

Styles, just to see the ensuring existential crisis.