July Thirteenth two thousand sixteen

RECON: Jess Gariolo

State your name, place of origin, and favorite Whole Foods hot bar item.

Jess(ica) Gariolo

Hopewell Junction, NY. Or as the kids back home call it: Hopeless Junction.

Buffalo Soy Chicken

In order to verify you aren’t a computer, please answer the following Turing test questions:

– What do you think of nuclear weapons?

Eh.

– Do you like dancing?

“Dance like no one is watching.”

– What do you think of Roald Dahl?

My childhood.

– Are you a computer?

Nah.

What do you do at CMYK?

Lots of intern-y things. Including, but not limited to: research, walk to Whole Foods, and take snapchats of the view from the roof.

What do you not do at CMYK?

Get coffee for people.

What is your agent superpower?

Silent emotional support.

Favorite party CMYK has had?

Does my interview count as a party?

What was the best day of work you had at the office?

Ask me this question again at the end of August.

Write a haiku.

Must travel around
Here and there around this world
Question where to start

Write a recipe.

1 pack of boneless chicken, sliced
1 jar of Tostitos Chunky Medium Salsa
1 non-stick skillet
Cook chicken until done. Mix with 1/2 jar of salsa. Take out of pan. Eat.

Favorite single minute of the day. No explanation necessary.

12:52pm

Favorite letter. Three word explanation.

The first Silence Dogood Letter.
Look it up.

If you could have only one BAD word on the dry erase board for the day, what would it be?

Bagels