April Twenty-Seventh two thousand eighteen

FAST FIVE: Shoes, Gowanus Canal Seal & Alexa the Spy

Chris

Seal Spotted Swimming In Gowanus Canal

Alexes went for a dip in the Gowanus again….

Kevin

Bill Cosby Goes Off On Fallon

Video editing inspo. Also, NSFL.

Maya

The Makers of the Virtual Influencer, Lil Miquela, Snag Money from Silicon Valley

In other news: my Twitter was just hacked by alt-right influencer Countess Boochie Flagrante and exposed that I’m a robot, please buy my merch and invest now.